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Aaron has the name penis in his name because he hasnt got one but has one on his head and up his cha cha arse OD
Aaron Penis Smith loves the B.M.W
A term used to describe a godly figure and an acsended being
Person1: "Hey Greg, wanna go watch a mov...."
Person2: "Don't speak to me mortal I have become penis ball sack
An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.
When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.
If you searched this up your gay as hell.
My penis itches so I must be gay.
Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing
I love penis when its next to me
a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.
Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.