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(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
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self explanatory
Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
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While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.
She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her
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The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.
After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!
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something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls
jill: my boyfriend dumped me
Janet: that sucks monkeys balls
John: I lost my job
Jack: that sucks monkeys balls
that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls
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An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.
see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!
I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
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Some fool who only uses missles, and has no skill with AC or pulse! Stupid monkeys.....
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