Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.
Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.
Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.
A left wing racist or bigot who attempts to police the Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Ska scene with social media based politics.
A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.
Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
The Punk Rock Stasi band cancelled their show after they found out the owner of the club was Jewish.
Politisian: Hey man, I've been shooting rocks with Bill Clinton lately.
Other politisian: Nice the CIA sure has supplied alot of crack from Nicaragua into the US, GOD BLESS BERRY SEAL!
To get an erection.
Person#1: Did you hear what happened to Jim today in class?
Person#2: Yeah I heard he got a boner during a presentation.
Person#1: Yeah poor boy sure did pop a rock in front of the whole class, even the teacher saw it.
Music genre made by new kids from soundcloud rap era who are trying to make rock songs and call their music rock or even punk but end up with some hip hop/pop thing.
Some Soundcloud rockers:
Damien styles
Jumex
and etc..
The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.
That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.
Rock-coustic© -
Aggressive, rock oriented finger-picking style on an acoustic guitar. Developed and brought to the limelight by TRYST - lead guitarist & composer from the band Rhythm Tryst. Rock-coustic grooves isolate and build songs around rock riff progressions (i.e. Led Zeppelin, Queen, Jethro Tull) - as opposed to traditional Kumbayah strumming of the guitar. RhythmTryst discography: In Light Of All We Can't See © 2014
Listen up BRO, you wanna eargasm...you can feel Rock-coustic© music in your DNA - f##k that robot-pilot electronica drone-clown wannaBE music.