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An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
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A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.
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when a baby is born from a mixture of viagrA and tequillA
I didn't know she could still get pregnant, now I am 54 and I am stuck with a double aa baby after that crazy night!
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The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
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It is used as a term for premature ejaculation. The man enters twice then releases his fruits.
Did you her about what Joe did?
What?
He did a double pump chunk!
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when anal sex is being preformed the man blows his load in the woman's anus and she pushes it out into a spoon and the man feeds it to her.
my girl took the Double Dipper of Devistation like a champ last night.
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when a guy pushes two times in one thrust during sex. Usually causing multiple orgasms.
Joe used the Double Hump Pump to make his wife climax multiple times during intercourse.
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