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when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive
"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"
A male who is always caring and helping people out and is never a jerk and is over there for people.
I could never cheat on my girlfriend that could ruin my "good guy streak".
One of the best people you could meet, but usually never gets a girl, hence the name "Good Guy Nick"
Guy 1: You know Nick is single right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I never understood why
Guy 1: He's good guy Nick
A guy who understands girls well but isn't gay
"Oh yeah Josh is such is Girls Guy"
"Yeah hes cool"
One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.
I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.
the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.
and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
the pasta guy came into my life when i least expected it omg..