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To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.
Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.
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A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.
It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.
Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!
Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!
Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
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"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."
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A cop out for saying "I love you".
I more than like you Sharon, I love you.
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Self explanatory.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.
how do i vent like...??? - Pink
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy