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The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.
"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
used to define someone who is slightly cringy because they are bored, which makes them do slightly cringy things
Go do something man, you're being crunch-e
The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.
I typed in `=1-203948576q\werptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ and now I feel like I have magical powers.
Its fresh avocado u fucking idiot
There's a new thing called fre sh e vakadoo
A new pulmonary disease sweeping the nation from E-Cigarettes and Vaping various oils that should never have been inhaled in the first place.
Today the news announced that E-Lung has now been seen in all 50 states.
Short for enema bottle, an anal cleanser. Similar to calling someone a douche or douch bag but a little more extreme yet sounding more subtle.
Earl is such an e-bot, he took a shit in my bathroom and didnt even spray after he was done. My whole house smells like shit now.
My boss is such an e-bot, he made me stay late and im not getting paid for it.
A really cool rapper guy who died too soon
yeah, my Gandma pulled an E-double recently
guy 2: my best wishes my dude