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A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.
Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.
Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.
A very cool person who keeps on getting put in very awkward situations. Very fun to talk to :)
“Wow is that _r.1.n?”
“It is! They’re so cool”
“Ikr”
March 14th for people who don't eat pie on pi day.
Man, pi day is fun, but I prefer In n out day when my ex gf won't let me celebrate pi day.
To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”
Wrap it up and hit the gap. Put a condom on and have sex.
Yo, check out that ass, im gonna wrap n gap that!
N&T,ocd is numbers and tapping ocd, when u have to tap something a certain amount of times or for a certain amount of time. U can feel stressed and annoyed or relived. Relived being I have the power to fix things to make sure ppl won't get hurt but it is really just all in your head. Stressed and annoyed being having to tap for a certain time or until u count up to a certain number a lucky number and u try to avoid unlucky numbers. Also when u try to avoid doing this u may feel like something bad is going to happen and it all depends on u to make sure it doesn't. It may feel like the worst thing in the world but u will eventually get use to this. Sometimes the reason this happens is because you are worried that someone will get hurt or someone may die or anything that u are scared of happing.
N,t,ocd is, Numbers and tapping ocd is when u have to tap something for a certain amount of time or until u count to a certain number this mainly happens to ppl because the are worried or stressed about something.
When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.
Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.