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Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr
Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane
*Gets smacked to oblivion*
When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey
Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner
Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes
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Zoning out really bad a lot
GRACE you zone out like a pickle
The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.
Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck
Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt
Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge
the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd
Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon
To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
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