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When you've started showering but then get the need to shit so you step out mid shower and very slipperly sit on the throne. It's a wipe free situation as you will rejoin the shower just after... one of life's sweetest treats
F: can I get in the bathroom
M:Sorry hun, gimme t mins
F: why? Your in the shower
M: yeah that taco got the best of me so I've had to take a tactical slip n go. I'll be back in the shower in 3 mins
The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.
Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'
The act of reading a document or information and passing/sharing it with others
here is the class list, please puff n pass
This is the act of having vaginal intercourse and using the juices from the vagina and penis that drip down between the females taint to lubricate the butt hole and you slip your dick into her butt hole.
We didn't have any KY lubrication, so I did the ol' Drip N Slip
The percentage of your sentences that contain the n word
My average n/s is 3.
My Nigga, This Nigga I saw at the store the other day was the dumbest nigga I have ever seen.
When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.
Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!