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When a really autistic guy talks about feces
OR the idea of women sharting out their puss
Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"
Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"
To shiting balls of poop rapidly at once where it sounds as a mine craft pvper jitter clicking his balls off
Yo Ethan I was jitter pooping all day yesterday and couldn’t eat it all😤
When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.
I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood
When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
A plethora of friggin stuff.
(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
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