i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.

person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

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What a bro knows never goes to the hoes

The unwritten rule among men. When a bro confides in another bro about facts, opinions, or other bro things it is not disclosed to the women. Basically a respect of privacy among men.

Andryon: "Yo Steve I think your a lucky dude getting a five women plow session in a single day."
Steve: "Thanks Andryon, but remember, what a bro knows never goes to the hoes."
Andryon: "I gotchu not a word to the women"

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You Wanna Put What Where Girls

Just by looking at her you can tell she'd be boring in the bedroom. She's classy, conservative, ladylike and a starfish in bed, only participarting in vanilla sex. She'd be horrified at the thought of giving a blow job. Asking her to partake in some anal action would have her shrieking "You Wanna Put What Where?".

Guy: "Look at that chick, shes fuckin hot!"

Other Guy: "Yeah but she'd be one of those You Wanna Put What Where Girls"

Guy: "Ahh tru dat"

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don't touch what you can't afford

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.

Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."

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Hey What is up Guys It's Scarce Here

The intro to youtuber Scarce's videos.

The phrase is sometimes used by hackers to make people think Scarce hacked someone.

"Hey What is Up Guys It's Scarce Here" has been said so much it has become a meme.

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What does the fox say?

Everyone’s most common question is probably “What does the fox say?” and here is your answer.

Fundy: Alright Eret take care, say hi to chat for me
Fundy: AND
Fundy: TWITCH🔈PR🔇

“Hey I was wondering.. What does the fox say?”
“TWITCH🔈PR🔇”

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I do what I yoinky

To do something for no particular reason

or
To do something simply as you see fit

"Craig, why did you quit your job last night?" "I do what I yoinky Linda."

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