To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)
“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”
The act of taking a drink and licking the bottle so the next guy gets to have your spit in his hand.
"That's right punk, you just got drink n' licked... next time you'll think before you try to backwash my in my soda."
When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild
When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.
Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!
Refers to either:
(1) The correct way to pave a road (i.e., to evenly spread/roll asphalt and then neatly angle-smooth the edges)
(2) What "they" will do to you is you do a sorry-a** job of said paving.
D.O.T. foreman: The citizens in this area are really touchy about having their hard-won tax-dollars used for re-surfacing their main street, so I'd better see that my crew does a good job of it if we don't want them to tar 'n' feather us afterwards.
A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.
Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting
To masturbate your clit using yours or someone else s toes.
I'm so horny right now. I'm gonna go home an. Do some clit n toe on myself!