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An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.
Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!
The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.
*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon”
The phrase "Gotta keep an eye for Selener" means to keep an eye out for fake people. Found by worldwide famous rapper Nicki Minaj, she quotes the phrase on a verse in the song "Beauty and thr Beat", collabing with Justin Bieber.
Ariana Grande: "Oh my god, Cardi was literally starting rumors about you..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."
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toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.
Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?
KoRn’s best cover song
Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”
Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?
Jack: yea Earache my eye