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that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
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A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.
After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.
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this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin
the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast
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A said female that is loose in the vagina, and the pants fall off with ease. Must be a little less than a lady. Also enjoys guzzling the cum out of any thing with a penis.Other requirements the said female must have child before the age of 18, and enjoy
Joshua sessions dated Alex Moch for a said period of time. HE soon realized that he was better than her. So now he refers to her as a cum guzzling gutter rat.
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Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.
That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...
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right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!
Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot
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a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure
Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "
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