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Red Blooded Lesbian

A type of lesbian, that conforms with the scientific research that people are born gay. These women always have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, larger, slightly masculine hands, the whurl of hair on the back of their heads naturally turns anti clockwise.

These are traits formed because of a higher level of testosterones in the womb during birth. Having these traits does not mean someone is a lesbian, she must also be attracted to women. This is just a very common type of lesbian. Equally, not having these traits does not mean you are not gay.

Friend - "Woah your hands are huge"
Red blooded Lesbian - "You should see my penis"

Friend - "Woah your hands are tiny!"
Lesbian - "So are yours"
Friend - "Ya, but your a Dyke"
Lesbian - "But Im not a red blooded dyke, duh!"

by louloumc89 August 31, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


red badge of gayness

A slang term used to acknowledge that someone has AIDS.

Dude, freddy mercury got pinned with the red badge of gayness.

by gesis January 29, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


red light district

the big red light district is amsterdam sex cinemas gay cinemas for guys only prostitute houses and red lights everywhere girls in glow in the dark outfits ppl tryin to pick up any one clubs and more clubs and red lights out side the houses basically mean some prostitute is workin

red light district is amsterdam

by livia April 24, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

by pinkeye January 27, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 23, 2007

135๐Ÿ‘ 667๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Headed Hartsoe

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.

1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!

by Steve James Gates August 23, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


red orchestra

a red cymbal performed by two or more men at once or in quick succession.

My friend and I finished in our hands and made her sing along to a red orchestra before we let her down.

by Reggie Mills November 6, 2008

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