meat swable

Meat that hangs out of the vagina

Damn, when I fucked Barbara she had a huge meat swable

small meat

an annoying person that everyone hates

Nobody wants rick here, he is such a small meat

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

meat buoy

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean

your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor

Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.

Prince won the meat raffle

meat route

The act of going to provide dick to a chick.

“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”