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a remix, that is most commonly made by using the penile shaft of a man to give a song a slapping sound for increased bass, this also provides an intense orgasm for the listener
"oh my that 'the geeks were right (big penis remix)' was so amazing"
-Hunter
"Oh yeah i know, it gave me a boner"
-Manny
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one of the many things i wish i had
If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis
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Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.
Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.
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little bald penis aka LBP is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.They flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic pussy whipped anti-male.They try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the mouth
That little bald penis is really getting on my nerves
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When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
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A game where two people show their penises to each other while beating off and see who can jizz on the other person first. Sometimes played in the office for juvenile amusement.
Mr. Shittington beat me in a penis showing game and shot jizz all up in my mouth. I loved it! Wanna play me?
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A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.
I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.
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