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Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”
The perfect guy who meets all the standards generous, gentle, gorgeous, and genuine.
That 4G guy we met last Saturday he’s actually in my class if you want to meet him.
1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears
2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye
I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!
Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.
"Hello Jimmy I became a Purple guy"
Jimmy:...GOD NO PLEASE
Someone that is dating hibob and is planning to get married soon
Star Guy is so much in love with hibob right now
A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
A faggot who had no friends and should kill themselves
Fernanda is one of those "dat cool guys" if you know what I'm saying.