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The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf
I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"
What am I doing with my life. I'm really bored.
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Welcome. You have made it to heaven bitch.
Hey jeremy what the hell do I search up on urban dictionary?
I don't fucking know try what the hell do I search up.
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Something you say when you want to sound wise & cool but Really has no meaning.
Originated from Kendrick Lamar's 2017 album entitled "DAMN." where he uses the phrase multiple times.
Person A: "Aww man I'm gonna be late for work."
Person B: "it's Okay man, what happens on earth stays on earth."
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similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.
Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!
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When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."
After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."
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it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.
we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!
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