noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean
your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor
When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.
John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.
The act of going to provide dick to a chick.
“I’ve got a meat route tonight fellas, I can’t play COD”
To put meat into or onto something
“Yea bro she got meated lastnight.” *proceeds to dap up*
“Make sure you get that pizza meated, can’t have pizza that isn’t meated”
To get badly injured or hurt. This term is commonly used by downhill skateboarders or longboarders as some might say to describe a crash.
Dude did you see that video of me getting meated going way too fast in that corner?
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?