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God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 18, 2021


God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023


God

A person who is taller than 180cm.

Tim is not a god because he's 176cm

by Rizmanovski May 20, 2021


God

Good only dude.

O just won the lottery...nothing but God

by 2012021 February 23, 2021


GOD

BITCOIN 9:11:35:50

COLLAGEN

SATIVA

GOD IS POWER, GOD IS LIFE, GOD IS LOVE

by sxarliiit August 1, 2022


God

His name is Kim Woojin and he is more than perfect. His smile is so beautiful and even though he seems very calm and does not talk much, he can be very humble and cute and he never fails to make people laugh. He loves chicken more than anything and can distinguish different brands by their taste. He has a beautiful and soothing voice and looks like an angel.

Person 1: Where did you order your chicken?
Person 2: I can't remember, let's ask Woojin, he will be able to tell us.

Stay: Woojin God

by Elomo October 13, 2019


God

A lie

Person 1: Have you said your prayers to god today?
Person 2: My prayers to a fictional character?

by Atheist6969081635 May 30, 2022