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When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.
In the men's room at work -
Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row
Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.
The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.
“Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”
*starts farting*
Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood
When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!