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Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025


poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.

Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*

by Papi chullo August 15, 2021


poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014


i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019


i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022


angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 03, 2020


Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024