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To get so drunk that you fall over at the thought of standing up.
Happy birthday bro, were gonna get you ham sauce cheesed!
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When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.
My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.
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When someone pours room temperatured melted cheese in a gaped asshole. The body heat will warm the cheese and make a nice "cheese dip".
"Bruh last night I gave my girl a cheese dip booty...It tasted a hell of a lot better than that overly expensive crap they give you in the movie theater"
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when fat people named matt have jelly filled donut rolles and take up space and sit in an akward way
look at matt he has a cottage cheese canyon on his body.
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A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.
She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?
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Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
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When a male deuces on a female's chest, proceeds to "sleeze" on the poo, and follows it up by sliding it into her mouth.
Jason gave his girlfriend a philly cheese steak after she had told him that their relationship was losing flavor.
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