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COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.

Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(

by NotSean123 August 3, 2020


3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

by Vivvy12345 April 15, 2021


Kat<3

Kat<3 is someone who will show love unconditionally as you change through life. As they have beautiful blue eyes and stunning black hair that waves in the wind you will be caught in the lovely look in their eye as they pass by. Kat<3 is a person that will be there for you in your hardest times and will help you whenever it is possible for them to do so. No matter what, they will always care for you.

Kat<3 is so gorgeous.

by Cloud<3 April 19, 2022


olive <3

olive is an amazing person. they are cute and fun. they can make you laugh all the time and are very relatable. they know how you feel from glances and know how to make you feel better. they know how to pick good friends and have a pretty large friend group. they have great fashion sense and is very cultured. they do not live under a rock.
they are hopeless romantics and rarely have crushes, but when they do their a sucker for that person. they’re trusting in their close friends and confide in them about their feelings.

they would never leave anyone on read and understands how it feels.
they are just downright da bomb

omg!! i met olive <3 today, they’re so cool!!
omg i bet, all olives are cool 😎

by urmothersmom March 18, 2022


viviance<3

vivi is the most amazing person ever in the whole wide world. i love them so much and deserve everything. i cant live without them. they’re like my air to breathe. i’m so grateful they exist. thank you so much for everything. they’ve helped me through so much. i cant describe how happy i am that you are here for me.

viviance<3 is a amazing person and deserves the universe.

by ollislikeamelody March 18, 2021


Kooks 3

In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.

"man, I shure do love Kooks 3"

by Zechoni June 4, 2020


Diego <3

The hottest guy I know. I love him so much he is the nicest person ever. I hope I never ever ever have to stop talking to him. He means so much to me it’s not even funny. I love you cutie 😘

Girl 1 “I wish I had someone like Diego <3in my life.”
Me “but ya don’t bitch fuck off.”

by DiegoLover69 November 4, 2020