When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
Fuck Urban Dictionary because the mods here are all asshatted retards
this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
"man, I gotta be urban dictionary discreet with this one lol"
A place where people, specifically residing in urban areas, can give things weird, inaccurate meanings.
The Dictionary of Urban People has the best definitions on the Internet as only people who pretend to be urban use it!
Person 1: Hey, what does clanker mean?
Person 2: Look it up in gods dictionary.
To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture
Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."
Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.
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