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Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.
girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.
random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists
guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?
A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.
"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"
a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.
A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU
Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
When you see john
Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!
John Smith! It's YOU!!!
John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.