I like ya cut, G

comedy line, paired with a hard slap into a bald guy's head after being said

Guy 1: oh you playin' minecraft! I like ya cut, G
Guy 2: AAAAJSDOAUIHDUISHFIHEGUFWSF

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My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

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i dont like you anymore

A fat lie for i still love you 💔😭

Boy:Do you still like me
Girl:I dont like you anymore

Boy:oh

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your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.

"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

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I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

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fuck her like a porn star

I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.

Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."

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can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

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