smash rocks

The act of playing your current survival game with your bestie. Usually involves a fist or other implement to vigorously gather resources.

"Hey, want to smash rocks together on our lunch break?"

"I'm down to smash some rocks."

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

Crack Rock

A rock used for medical reasons
-Smoking
-Eating
-Snorting( thats my favorite)
-Hiding from cops
-etc.

Hey mom they added crack rocks in fortnite

Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself

That fuck rock made me cum so hard

worst rock band

crush 40

crush 40 is the worst example of a "rock band"
their music is shit

jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence

Rock Scientist

Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.

Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!