ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

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Cheese eating surrender monkeys

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.

No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

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zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

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Luke Skywalker Grilled Cheese

Is when you take a Darth Vader Grilled Cheese and scrape off the burnt (dark) side, to reveal it was still good underneath.

guy 1, " ahh shit, i totally made a darth vader grilled cheese!"
guy 2, " dude, just scrape it off and make it a luke skywalker grilled cheese instead."

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Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.

Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER

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good night blue cheese

Goodnight blue cheese is like saying goodbye piece of shit.

Guy 1 : *knocks out Guy 2*
Guy 3 : Good night Blue cheese

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Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger

As per Bob's Burgers: a special blue cheese burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

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