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Cum Gun V2 or commonly known as CGV2 on the internet. Occurs when your penis is as hard as a diamond and you feel as if your dick is about to explode like a 20 kiloton nuclear bomb. What happens is that your dick will start shooting load after load like a machine gun usually completely submerging the victim with your baby batter, with accuracy no one has ever seen before.
Jimmy shot his best friends mom with his Cum Gun V.2
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Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
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Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team
Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey
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An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.
First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."
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A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.
You: Aw.
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on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body
“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”
“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”
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it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.
Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me
Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again
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