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A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.
Steve:You know what we should do?
Bill:No, what?
Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!
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An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
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did you just call me a nerd? geek?
what do you think you’re doing?
NERD.
yeah
NERD.
*vine boom*
grrrr WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROU-
Person 1: what did the o say to the other o?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.
A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.
Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)
uh idk you look bored, hbu just go outside and play. didn't yo mum tell ya to do that?
uhhhhhhhh no. IM BORED FUCK OFF what am i supposed to type here?
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If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.
She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs
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