Blood on the Dance Floor

A fabulous, amazing band of the electropop genre. It is popular with scene people, and anyone who says BOTDF is not scene is an idiot. Because Dahvie Vanity looks just like all the scene kids.

Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.

Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.

Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.

Scene Girl- Hay, did you hear I <3 Hello Kitty?
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.

Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD

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mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

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tentacle hentai

A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.

Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)

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sidehawks

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

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Free Willy

A penis swimming through the sea.

This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD

Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.

Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...

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what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.

Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)

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ded

It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.

Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-

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