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Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.
A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.
‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.
Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.
Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."
Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."
Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."
*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited
Old Harlot Very Old.
Specifically preferences performing Felatio.
With the Original Original Recipe Chicken-Heads as the wife’s friends looked. I’ll pass.
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italian spicy bacon chicken burger is tasty
1. The act of shoving chicken nuggets in a woman's vagina, asshole and titties to get the extra value from the nuggets. The man eats the chicken nuggets after there is defecation, menstruation and titty milk onto the chicken nuggets and getting the extra value of receiving a sexually transmitted disease.
2. Something that Morgan Spurlock from Super Size Me is fucking obsessed in.
It's crazy that she didn't know about the Chicken McNugget Extra Value Meal. She was extremely pissed after I shoved the nuggets in her asshole.