mental mental chicken oriental

an upcoming jackass-like team based in swansea
it currently has 3 members
kyle rolfe
adam reese
james murphy

i cant wait for the next episode of mental mental chicken oriental

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white trash chicken shit motherfucker

this is an american sayin, and is most commonly used by the ethnic origin of black/coloured race. it mean somebody who has offended you very deeply and cant think of anything to say so its the only thing that will pop into ure head. white trash is offencesive to white people, chicken shit is not the best smelling shit in the world, and motherfucker is someone who fuck there mother or other people's mother's. it is also what a few rockstars use when completely wasted out of there faces.

white guy: "hey what the hell are you doing in my refridgerator, you fucking black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "im sorry what du call me"
white guy: "black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "i aint a jamacan jungle monkey, you white trash chicken shit motherfucker. white trash chicken shit motherfucker offencesive to white people.

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i feel like chicken tonight

Capitalist bullcrap made up so that we all eat the soilent green chicken flavoured dead people.

I feel like dead people eating tonight

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Bar-B-Q Chicken

The act of putting Bar-B-Q sauce on a girls pussy and than eating her out. This is a rather delectable treat.

I went to that girl Gemma's house last night. Grabbed the Bar-B-Q sauce and ate some good Bar-B-Q Chicken alll night long.

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Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

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Inside Out Chicken Twistie

A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.

‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.

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fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

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