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wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 4, 2010


It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

by paster whackadoodle March 24, 2012


boner-flex

Sometimes spelled bonerflex. A boner-flex is when one is in a public place or something and he is horny and has a boner. However, not wanting to embarrass himself by masturbating, he flexing his penal muscles to acquire the intended pleasure.

The word boner-flex can also be used as a substitute for various swear words.

Dude, I was so horny in class so I just had a great boner-flex.

Dude, what the boner-flex?!

Son of a boner-flex!

by Smittalicious October 22, 2014


Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 11, 2021


eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 4, 2007


bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.

"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!

by DariusRamboWhite December 19, 2011


adrenaline boner

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight

person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!

by thesmartjew December 9, 2015