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Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro February 2, 2016


purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito April 2, 2014


Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021


Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022


Fortnite burrito

When a girl diarrheas in ur mouth causing you to throw up inside her sphincter

Dude j.c gave me a good old fortnite burrito last night

by Deo demon January 23, 2022


gravy burrito

When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

by Wadu February 15, 2018


Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 29, 2023