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like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
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Christine's heavenly cleavage.
Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!
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1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris
Interchangable with Dave Fox
1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
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teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)
some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you
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Jesus is a Jewish hippie who loves listening to The Beatles.
You: "Dude, The Beatles are awesome."
Me: "Yeah, I know. Jesus said the same thing to me the other day but i prefer Slipknot."
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gonna be the guy who's gonna fuck up your life because you're gonna give into his mind games and shit like that. all he wants to do with you is fuck, fuck, and fuck because he's always bored and has no one to hangout with. basically a MAN HOE...
my life was going great until jesus started talking to me. yeah it was cool and shit since he kissed me, but later i found out he's hoeing around with other girls and flirting with anyone who gets in his way...
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