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What happens when you forget to wash the dishes
I forgot 2 wash de dishes o damnit now theres cum on them
a white substance that CUM'S (get it) from the erected penis and can not come from a penis that has erectile disfuction
When you want to write "come" but you're too lazy and cool so you write "cum". That's it. Stop.
Can you cum over to my house to play Mario Kart? Only Mario Kart. No.
Vegan alternative to milk.
Bro we ran out of milk. Can I borrow some cum?
A delicious liquid which is released from a mans balls, which then squirts out through the penis in order to be consumed.
Aw dude, look! There’s cum dripping from my balls!