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Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019


Kyle

Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.

"who did you invite to the party"

"Kyle,...."

"Kyle!"

"Yah"

"now that's a party"

by Soemyhing October 22, 2019


Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019


Kyle

The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.

Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.

by HaterofallKyles July 11, 2019


Kyle

a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric

person 1: i could totally top kyle.

by where's my juul?? May 11, 2020


Kyle

that one kid that just a dick

damm Kyle is a bitch

by TTVUGAY January 2, 2020


Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."

by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020