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A man or woman who sees you working the room, getting your flirt on, and remains in the background until the precise moment when BAM!-you have used up all your slutty powers and are drained and then they move in and take it to the next level-out slutting you.
Did you see Gina jump up on the bar after I did? OMG that strip tease was straight up under-cutter slutter.
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Popular music that possesses no real melody and is used widely as filler music. Can be in the form of rock, pop, and other musical genres.
Green Day's songs have catchy melodies, so they don't produce cookie cutter music.
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Cities that have no personality. Each suburban home looks the same with the exception of house color, dullsville.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
They drove through the city, each suburb, each house looked the same for miles, Joe remarked "It's a damn cookie cutter city!"
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I murdered that girls dookie cutter when she came over last night.
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A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.
"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!
Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
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