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A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"
Paperbackworm2. Huge cock.
Is that an Ashton? Wow what a nice penis.
Someone who is absolutely terrified of women
'Why is Ashton hiding?'
'He's scared of women'
Sexy cute loving and an amazing boyfriend that treats you like the queen I live you Ashton your the best
Ashton is so cute
But he's mine
A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice
Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis
so good at fortnite and having sex, has IBS and shits a lot