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Avery as a boy is probably gay. That said, Avery is that boy who carries himself like he’s a fucking prince. That motherfucker stomps down hallways in red-bottom shoes, and a black suit. When he passes you, you know he’s better at sexy than you, and that’s okay. Hot enough to look good in basics, and nice enough to be the dad you always jerked off to, he’s the one. He has a man, and he’ll probably have some ‘knight in shining armor’ moment with him because, of course he would. He’s sweet and nice, salty and spice, and probably the human embodiment of the make siren. Good luck.
Also probably has tattoos and knows that he’s hotter than you.
I’m not even gay but I couldn’t not; it’s Avery. Please?
Y'all dumb mother fuckers. How dare you try and define the pittyful AVERY!? He can read your fucking MIND with his 2 cm DINGDONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will get his ass whooped by a finger then cry. He will cry you if you wrong him.
Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- Never wrong me you dumb mother fucker, hahaha.
Guy 1-Last time I had an encounter with Avery, he looked at me and i felt sry for him. I was never the same.
Guy2- Dude I think I am too, AGHHHH.
Avery- waaaaaaaa dont laugh at my micro peepee
a bitch smelly man that stinks like poop and hangs out with women too much booths tinky poo poo he ove taking big pp in his ear and mouth
Last night you did a avery.
Avery is a black male with beautiful eyes. He’s very smart and loyal and kind. His zodiac sign is Leo. He forgives but never forgets. He’s not one to be messed with. Avery is so sweet and will give you a toothache. Just don’t make him angry or you will regret it. Avery should be loved and cherished. He’s also great in relationships. No one can touch his girl, he’s very protective. He’s a gift and should be dealt with delicately. They go very well with Leila, even though they are a pain and make bad decisions. Averys love is so strong so he teaches her to be better. He can only take so much, so don’t lose him because he may never come back and your dreams are over. Avery also has huge wood that will make you shake so be careful.
Girl 1- I wish I could be with Avery
Girl 2- yeah he’s pretty cool, but no matter how hard I’ll try I can’t be with him
Girl 1-why not?
Girl 2- because he’s in love with someone else and won’t notice me
Girl 1- there’s more fish in the sea
Girl 2- yeah but there’s no one else like him. He’s the special one
Girl 1- she better not fuck up, us girls would kill to have him
Girl 2- yup...
A black male, with anger issues and high expectations. Wants everything to go his way. Mind is always set on himself. Thinks that everything must be his way or its wrong. If you do something wrong to him he will do it back for pay back.
Girl- did you work on the project?
Boy- no I was sick
Girl- fine since you didn’t do it I won’t do it either
Boy- stop acting like an Avery, we can work on it together today
Girl- no you should have thought about that before i don’t care that you were sick I wanted it to be done today
Boy- I cant help if I got sick
Girl- well I wanted it to be done today and next time we get a project I will get “sick” so you know how it feels
Boy- your really acting like an Avery right now
Averys are usually extremely GORGEOUS, tall, skinny but curvy, blue eyed blonde. Literal angel sent to earth. All the men fantasize about her. She’s so pretty she’s the type of friend you’d bring to the beach with you at age 15-16 and your dad will be staring at her in her bikini the whole time. She’s so sweet, and also adorable. She loves soccer and is a cool girl. There’s literally no one else like an Avery. Loves her dogs and loves her family and LOVES her boyfriend.
All her ex’s miss her and girls want to be her.
“Omg look At that Avery, crossing the road.” She’s so gorgeous.