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where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..
PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"
Jonny- "ok mate"
a few minutes later....
Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"
Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...
Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"
Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"
Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
the bathrooms are like walking into a haunted house you cant see shit the air is so cloudy and you get a nicotine high from just being there
the McCann bathroom's are shit
The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap
Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.
A desolate place where numerous acts against humanity have taken place. From Avalos's projectile vomit to Mandell's coffee shits it's seen more abuse than Deering's future kids. There are also numerous stories of a glory hole operated by Matheson, usually in operation after parties where he lies in wait to catch drunk guys peeing.
"Fuck I have to piss right now"
"The basement bathroom is right there"
"Dude are you kidding? If I go over there Matheson will suck my penis"
(noun)
The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.
Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.
Having to run to the bathroom because you feel like your going to poop your pants any second.
Hey, I gotta go right now! I'm feeling extreme bathroom syndrome!