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The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"
When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.
Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
A stan twitter term used to describe a performer at an award show or event that you’re not interested in
Bebe Rexha is performing at the VMAs??? Oh that’s a bathroom break.
The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.
I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.
When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.
I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.
adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
A videogame that you find in the bathroom. Wierd right? Yeah, it happens. Someone may not play a game very much anymore and may take it into the bathroom to think about it over a phone. Then, after hiding it, they may forget to remove it. They may forget about the game altogether for a while, and just procrastinate on searching for it because of quickly growing games like Fortnite.
2 years ago: Friend: Man Fortnite's growing fast. We're already on Season 7! BTW I sold your brother Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
1 year ago: The brother is playing the game, doesn't really like it due to AI related stuff and leaves it in the bathroom.
Today: I found a bathroom game. It's all mine now. You can do a lot of stuff in this game. I didn't know Black Ops was this good.