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Having a sexual attraction to a step-sibling or step-parent
1. Man, your step mom is hot! I would seriously be Brady Bunching on her if I was you.
2. Dude, I saw my step-sister Marcia coming out of the shower and now I totally want to do some Brady Bunching on that.
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a boy named brady is one of the biggest fuckboys that you will ever meet in your young adult life. typically, a brady will start off seeming like a rare hot, nice boy, but as the relationship progresses, a brady will try to subtly incorporate sex into the conversation. when he gains your trust, he’ll use that trust to try and get in your pants. if you refuse, he leaves you in the dust.
girl (talking to brady’s friend) : brady said he wants to be my boyfriend!
boy (brady’s friend) : i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my boy is just trying to get into your pants...
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A truly incredible underdog story of a Quarterback who was suppose to go undrafted but the genius of a coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Craft saw what nobody else could see. In Brady's ten seasons as a starter, the Patriots have earned trips to the Super Bowl in five of them, winning three. He has also won two Super Bowl MVP awards. Tom Brady also removed crybaby Peyton Manning' s record of 49 TD passes just to rub it in Peyton's face Brady threw NFL record 50 TD pass's three years
Stats to date 2000-2012
Wins 136
Losses 39
Pass attempts 5,958
Pass completions 3,798
Percentage 63.7
TD–INT 334–123
Passing yards 44,806
Passer rating 96.6
Certain fan' s and media of other teams attempt to discredit New England Patriots in general. For instance SPYGATE which one huge factor here is Bill Belichick was accused of videotaping teams practice most notably the Ram' s before the Super Bowl XXXVI. This was a false accusation yet Jet' s fans and others insist he did it. Well your' re wrong you fucking idiots do a little research on the aftermath of this investigation.
Tom Brady idolized Joe Montana as a kid growing up in California. Brady has beaten some of Montana' s records including Brady's 17 postseason wins NFL record and these two QB' s are know as the two best to ever play the game of football. Joe Montana is in the NFL Hall Of Fame and there is no doubt Brady will be there some day.
Draft Report on Tom Brady:
Poor Build
Skinny
Lacks Great Physical stature
Lacks mobility and strength
Lacks a strong arm
Lacks ability to avoid rush
Can' t drive the ball down field
Does not throw tight spiral
Get' s knocked down easily
Tom Brady: " That gets me fired up I am thinking what do these people know?"
Tom Brady used this report and anyone who doubted his abilities throughout his career and continues to this day.
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A GOAT that continues to beat the shit out of everyone in the NFL, disliked by many because of said shit beatings out of teams, most women climax to the thought of Tom Brady
Damn, that dude just Tom Bradyed that motherfucker! Damn!
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Holder of countless NFL records.
Tom Brady has the most Regular Season Wins by a Starting Quarterback
Tom Brady has the most Passing Yards (Regular Season and Playoffs)
Tom Brady has the most Passing Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Touchdowns Thrown to Different Receivers
Tom Brady has the most Division Titles
Tom Brady has the started in the most Playoff Games
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Wins
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Touchdowns
Tom Brady has the most Playoff Passing Yards
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Appearances
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Wins
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl MVPs
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Touchdown Passes
Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl Passing Yards
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The greatest quarterback of all time. Outstanding play decisions, makes amazing comebacks and has won five superbowls. People hate on brady just because he is good. They say he "cheated" when he had nothing to do with deflategate, nothing to do with spygate (which was never proven to be true), and people bring up the tuck rule like he did something wrong. Simply, if you hate tom brady, you're either autistic or just follow the bandwagon because you know nothing about sports.
Tom brady is one of the greatest if not the greatest of all time
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