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(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
Very shiny diamond that reflects hella light
P1: Man, all these new soundcloud rappers got ice on them
P2: Yeah bro, they got white cells
A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.
Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
The total number of reachable cellphones.
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather
Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...