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Common version of Herpes Simplex Complex 1 (HVC1). A highly virulent virus.
Most common form is a red blister-like sore on or around the mouth, but it can show up within the mouth and on other areas of the face as well. Typical symptoms last 8 to 12 weeks, in which the virus swells, breaks, blisters over, then disappears. Before showing up, the virus makes the skin tingle or itch.
Extremely transmittable. Typical infection occurs with skin-to-skin contact with someone who already has the virus, but can also be spread using utensils, bottles, lip stick, lip balm, pipes, ETC(...) that an infected individual has used.
Transmission can be prevented not engaging in kissing or oral sex with a person experiencing an outbreakl, not sharing drinks or other objects that could be in the mouth, and washing hands often.
HPC1 is estimated to have infected 80% of people living in the U.S. Personal opinion: they're not a huge deal.
I would love to kiss you, it's just that... I have a cold sore.
Oh, that's alright. We can just cuddle for now.
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To get caught doing something you shouldn't while you are convicted guilty of said act to 100% certainty. Usually by your trifling girlfriend.
Yo. My girl walked in on me fingering her sister's ass. Tried to tell her it wasn't me."
"Dawg, you got Cold Busted!"
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a fart that comes out cold, usually silent, and hardly ever stinks, can send more shivers up your spine than the original Silent Hill game
I was sitting in my Lazy Boy when I let out a cold fart that made my nipples hard
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When somebody quits something without weaning themselves off of it.
Could be anything E.G: smoking, jacking off, television.
Originates from when a smack (or any opiate for that matter, medical or not) addict stops taking drugs completely. The effects are feeling "cold" (from the inside) no matter what temperature it is or how many blankets you are using.
The turkey part comes from the same origin and when your skin goes goosepimply...like a turkey.
I speak from personal experience.
Johnny went cold turkey last week. He's been wrapped up in bed ever since, but still feels freezing cold.
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1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.
2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.
Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.
Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.
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When you receive a blow job from someone who's mouth is full of a cold beverage such as: a slushy, a Icee, a milkshake, ect.
Dude my girl gave me the meanest cold frosty in my car after we got so slushies.
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By smoking excessive amounts of crack and creating new theories involving the theft of coldness, one will eventually see the light in the new presumption that no body actually holds heat energy; every atom has cold energy which is stolen by other substances. This is made especially clear when considering space and the latent coldness of the void. Cold energy is only dealt with in a special branch of physics called acidtripology.
The goodness of cold energy is found while consuming vast quantities of mushrooms.
Cold energy is constatly being stolen from your body when you sit next to a fire.
Beware of 0 degrees Kelvin. There is so much cold energy in 0 degrees Kelvin that things stop existing.
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