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(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.
Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.
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when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me
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when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face
i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny
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when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)
yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush
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The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.
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In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad
material, it needs be fucking awesome.
"Dude that shot was crank squad material"
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The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".
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