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The one person your very existence seems to revolve around which you will most likely forget about after a couple of months.... Y'know... Unless you actually ARE in love with this person.... Which you're screwed unless you grow a pair and talk to them!!!
Man, how am I supposed to get over my crush???
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A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.
Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.
The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.
I felt better after head crushing that jerk.
Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
When you don't have a crush on someone but, you want to know what it's like to kiss them.
Girl 1: You definitely like him!
Girl 2: No I don't! It's just a kiss crush!
When you are having sex with someone from behind and they clench their butt enough to injure the penis.
Steph found out her boy was cheeting on her and she bamboo crushed him.
a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.
Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush
Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!
Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.
“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”