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Afterpoon Delight

The act of placing at Zyn pouch inside a woman's poon, engaging in sexual intercourse, and performing cunnilingus to retrieve the Zyn.

"Bob, why does your breath smell like Wintergreen tuna?"
I just had a little afterpoon delight, David.

by Zynnie the Poon July 20, 2022


Denim Delight

rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.

I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"

by The Wisconsin Idealist March 6, 2011


Triple Delight

When a person (the primary) has sex with three other people at the same time, but the three others are there to service the primary.

Jane got a triple delight last night. She came so many times that she could hardly walk when they were done with her. In the morning she woke up and had a Portuguese Breakfast.

by olddirtybastard99 July 13, 2022


Diabetes Delight

An item with a fuck ton of sugar inside of it, usually candy or soda

CaseOh gets a diabetes delight every time he orders a meal from McDonald’s that could feed a large African village.

by Marker000 July 22, 2024


Afterlife Delight

Getting a handjob from a friend/person/someone in a coma. With permission of course.

P1: bro if you're ever in a coma can I get a afterlife delight?
P2: yeah bro

by mypp June 8, 2022


Afternoon Delight

When you have diarrhea during a long drive, but cannot find an exit and you pull over, take out a Target bag, and shit directly into/onto the bag, while being partially in the car.

Made famous by Tommy Olson on the Power Trip Morning Show (2/15/24)

“I must’ve ate something rough last night, I had an Afternoon Delight on my way to the farm

by internetdad22 February 16, 2024


dog delight

It's when you give a dog a cream pie during a weird sexual fetish. you should probably have some one check you into a psych ward you dirty disgusting slam pig

Or it is when you take a hot dog and attempt to shove it in your or your friends urethra, and in the frustration of not being able to get the hot dog to fit your rip off their or your own genitals.

Boof dog dick urethra Dog delight canine cream pie K-9 cream pie puppy pumpin

by The pumpers March 14, 2014